Lying to people about getting them into eventsĪs a result of this, you could probably guess that no one woman would ever touch him, so he looks for romance in cartoon characters.Throwing tantrums in restaurants that won't serve him, because they're about to close.Screaming at, and threatening his own mother.Screaming like a maniac either for 'teh lulz' or about how blue hedgehogs don't sound right.Being a disgusting shit who never changes clothes.Having his handicapped mother fight his battles for him.Not many women would find any of these as attractive qualities: Though there is no confirmation on this, it's a pretty safe bet that Spax is also a virgin. Spax drew his fursona fucking his girlfriend's fursona.

A handicapped mother who still has to get him out of trouble, a father who commissions him for kindergarten-quality drawings, and a sister who they call the Angry Lesbian. If you didn't get the subtle message there, Spax is a lifeless basementshed-dweller whose world revolves around video games, especially those of Sonic The Hedgehog - the single greatest character created by man, who sounds like shit due to the incompetence of one Jason Griffith (a.k.a. He lives in his mother's house basement shed, is over 20 years old, steals money from his mother to buy video games, eats nothing but KFC, buys the affection of his online 'friends' via DeviantART subscriptions and E3 invitations (just don't expect to get trough the door), reviews video games and complains about how his favorite blue hedgehog doesn't sound right and everyone responsible should get run over and burn in hell.

cartoon, which he is successful at (He must be so proud). Spax cosplays as Bowser from Mario, in order to appear in the DVD box set of a Mario Bros. He also became the winner of the year 2000 Pokemon Card Game championship tournament extravaganza. His earliest known erection is estimated to have occurred as a young child, when he was first exposed to Sonic The Hedgehog, via Television Commercial. Not much is known about the life of Young Spax except for some details. Now some of you may be asking 'Why should I care? What's so special about this person that he deserves this tl dr article that I'm never going to read?' Well the answer, to put it simply is, that this is an important pioneer who has helped shape the internet for the better: It's thanks to him, that you can still find videos on YouTube, complaining about Sonic voice acting It's also thanks to him that faggots have now learned the ability to flag any video on YouTube they don't like, and get it removed by will. He is also the poster boy for criminally insane Sonic The Hedgehog fans, who want to murder voice actors for not doing an A++ job. flagging any videos that speak against him and deleting any negative comments, claiming that he is doing so under the guidance by his expert lawyer (a.k.a. Infamously known for his absolutely terrible game reviews and his reactions to any criticism i.e. Alexander Edison Prinston Stairs (better known online as Spax3, Spaction3 or TheHoodie1, or Hoodie Drunkito), born July 31st, 1984, is a typical 37-year old video game reviewer, DeviantART user, mulatto, brony and website host (by 'typical' we mean ' batshit insane').

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